Dave had only been in the service for 2 months but completely understood Give a little service to get everything he wants.

My uncle stripped down and offered me $100 for a fitness challenge. I hope he’s going to offer me something else that I can clearly see from here

To cut corners, the sales reps had to buddy up and share rooms for the convention. And I thought that was gonna be a bad thing.

He has no intent of opening that locker or getting dressed as long as you’re gonna watch him enjoy himself

When you find a young buck with waskboard abs in jock laying in your floor… Make him wait your your cock!

I’ve been edging since noon, come help me!

Admiration: When a man respects another mans accomplishments