It must’ve been a hell of a party. I opened my eyes, while still laying on the floor, and found a friend stroking his cock, kneeling down over my face…
I didn’t think Jim caught me with my phone trying to get a picture of him. But when I sat it down on the bench beside me, he walked over and took a selfie!
I wake up and check to see today’s eye candy from chat buddy Sly, 53, damn! I’ll rub one out again today!
Customized bike jock, More Balls Than Brains, is most likely appropriate… the first two words are definitely true!